Milo's Muselist

[an_expert]

Characters I play (sometimes theoretically play) ranked in order of how easy it is for me to tag with them, with no order beyond that because I'm lazy. Format: | Name [canon] Description.

Primary
gooodeintentions | Aimery Goode(/le Gode) [OC] Medieval nanny, eunuch, has self esteem issues practically oozing out of his ears. Alt: goode_pun, a_broken_tool
alreadyhappened | Tommy Conlon [Warrior] Marine, fighter, Alt: grewuptoosoon
virginiaredwood | Forrest Boundurant [Lawless] "Immortal" prohibition erra bootlegger. Alt: virginiadogwood

Conversational
allcomesfromme | Snitter [The Plague Dogs] Human AU of a fox terrier with PTSD and can see the future. Alt: unluckydog
turtlepower | Donnatello Chelloni [TMNT 2012] AU. In this, the goop turned the turtle bros human. Donny is the smart one.
sane_sam | Max [Mad Max: Fury Road] | Grunt.
grootesque | Groot [Guardians of the Galaxy] He am groot.
bettercallpoppop | Mike Ermantraut [Better Call Saul, pre-Breaking Bad] | Grumpy grandpa

Quiet
farmboyofsteel | Clark Kent [Smallville] Superman: the whiny teenage years
blemished_son | "Felix" [D&D 3.5 OC] Piebald example of a homebrew dragon race based off of crested geckos.
grinninggladiator | Varro [Spartacus: Blood and Sand] Cherub/gladiator, Sparty's BFF
normalhumanbeing | Yuri Cassini [OC] Totally normal space ship pilot who is DEFINITELY not an android. Nope, not an android.
inkstainedsword | Lucatz [OC] Secretly gay medieval James Bond

"Well I made a journal..."
a_good_person | Tino Armani [Randy and the Mob] "Italian" mobster who is not actually an android, he just acts like one.
sonofrohan | Eomer [Lord of the Rings] True Grit AU
frondly | Bigwheel [A Fire Upon the Deep] A shroderider. It's a plant on a RC car basically.
vintagefxfan | Warwick Wilson [The Perfect Host] Excellent cook. Possibly insane. Alt: perfecthost
coffeewarmer | Dorian (DRN-0167) [Almost Human] An actual android. I like androids ok.
brolantean | Arthur Curry [Smallville] Aquaman, bro.

Totally not troll accounts
the_worst | Bo Lionel Crowder-Luthor [Smallville + Justified] Daughter of Boyd Crowder and Lex Luthor and also the greatest OC known to man
sparklebutt
fenton | Fenton [Real Life] The best dog
cockballs
the_internet
sexism_sniffing_dog
douchestooge